Finding a public toilet in Amsterdam is not an easy task. If you think popping into a bar or restaurant to ask polity if you may use the restroom is the answer, think again. Many bars just say no or charge you up to €1 to take a simple piss. Many boys and men use trees, buildings (churches and monuments preferably it seems) and canals to release themselves of that annoying pressure on their bladders.
But wild peeing as we call it in Amsterdam (‘wild plassen’) could set you back 90 euros in fines in Amsterdam. And where peeing into the canals is concerned, you might not even survive that! Are you laughing? Well, I’m not kidding.
Death by taking a piss
Each year on average 15 people die while peeing into an Amsterdam canal. Especially during night time, the risks are high. People are drunk, it’s dark, the blood pressure is high, they loose their balance, the water is cold and they hit paralyses within minutes. These deaths are easy to spot: they find the body with the fly open.
This year was particularly heavy. In April 2011, police dragged out 4 dead bodies. Friends of the Irish guy Paul Nolan (36) had been searching for their friend for some time when they found his body in parts in the canals around the Leidseplein.
While searching for Nolan, who worked a the the nearby Hard Rock Cafe, they dragged out the body of a Polish man. Also Gijs Thio, missing for some time, was found dead in the canal. All had been out late and last spotted drunk.
Amsterdam pissoir: De Krul
All this, when Amsterdam is proud to have its own beautiful Krul, the curled pissoir, or urinal as they say in good English. De Krul has been in Amsterdam since 1880 and the design is still more or less the same. They are available in one person or two person variant. The Krul is rarely cleaned and swarming with bacteria, so make sure you don’t touch anything.
The plastic version of the Amsterdam urinal somewhat more hygienic. At busy days they are installed in the necessary spots, after which they are taken away and cleaned.
Well. I can recommend Burger King or MacDonald’s, department stores such as Hema and V&D and the toilets at Central Station are really clean. Still, they will cost you. Or try the public library, police station or other public building.
Dutch Toilet vocabulary
Toilets are called ‘WC’ (pronounce ‘way say’) in Dutch or ‘toilet’ (as in the French ‘toilet’, but with a pronounced ‘T’ at the end.)
Mannen / Heren = boys
Dames = girls (toilet vocabulary).
Doors open by ‘trekken’ = pull; ‘duwen’= push